Only Chrome/Safari support at the moment, dies in FF, sorry! There are no enemies yet, and nothing to see. Work-in-progress, of course. Use the left and right arrow keys to move. X attacks. Backgrounds drawn by me, character sprite unceremoniously lifted from a sega published game (sorry again! - will be replaced soon). Also, that dude does indeed walk on air in the TV show. Source code can be found in projects.
(please use Chrome or Safari)